“The Colonix Program helped me remove this from my colon” - anybody fancy a kebab?

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“Basically you take these pills and a bunch of fiber and wait for the magic dump of your life. People think the clumpy stringy stuff coming out of them are the accumulated “toxins” stuck in their colon. What it actually appears to be is some sort of polymer that has taken a mold of your intestines, and happens to be appropriately Hollywood special affects grade scary.”