Urgently Required 

People from all over England are urgently needed to help wash tramps. No experience needed, full training will be given. The job involves removing dirty, often smelly clothing from the tramps and hosing them down with a mixture of warm water and disinfectant. A sponge will be supplied for hard to reach areas. Any unwanted items found on the tramps clothing will be split between staff and issued as a bonus at the end of each month. This includes sticky toffees, meths, partly smoked cigarettes and pot noodles. To apply please send a CV and photo.